Friday, November 26, 2010

fairy tale

once upon a time i had a smelly downstairs neighbor.  then she moved out.

the end.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

it's microwaveable

yesterday, at publix, i saw this.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


i had two emails in my inbox this morning.  they were both cnn breaking news emails.

no one loves me.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

breakfast anyone?

i am an awesome sale/coupon shopper.  today i went to publix and purchased the following:

2 bags of 8 o'clock coffee
Eight O’Clock Coffee

2 bottles of coffeemate (peppermint mocha flavor)
Nestlé Coffee-mate Coffee Creamer

2 bananas

and 1 can of batter blaster
Organic Batter Blaster Batter

all for just under $7.  the bottom of the receipt said i had saved $12.97.

Friday, October 16, 2009


i am surprised it hasn't been over a year since i have been here.  i wish there was something profound to say.  it's friday and i am bored beyond belief.  i think i am in a funk because i am trying to wait out the work day.

i wish i could remove that adsense nonsense - it's ugly.

Monday, January 12, 2009

maybe, maybe not

all the pens in my life are beginning to run out of ink. i can't help but to think it is symbolic of something in my life.

but then again, maybe not.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

that's what i get for trying to do my part

i have come realize that recycling just makes you look like an alcoholic.